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Email Dr. Dave:  DrDave@clearchannel.com

Email Alan Quin:  AlanQuin@clearchannel.com






HOT IN THE HEN HOUSE
"They say" that staring at beautiful women for 30 minutes has a health benefit similar to 30 minutes of excercise for most men.  See if you believe.

GET THE BEST GAS PRICES!!
Gas prices vary from north to south, town to town and station to station.  You can find the lowest near you right here.


SPRINGER OPERA HOUSE
The latest production is CAROUSEL.  Get the scoop and hook up with tickets.

Big Dee Dee
Tuesday 07-22-2008 9:08am ET
Pass the garlic and butter!!  Here's that 100 year old, 22 pound lobster! (next to a normal sized lobster!)
Don't Throw Away Your Old CellPhone, recycle it.
Monday 07-21-2008 6:46am ET
How many old cell phones are laying around in a drawer at your house?  Have you ever thought about recycling them?  We are on a mission to recycle almost everything so maybe it would work for you.  We're "calling all old cell phones"....get it?
If you had vacation gas.......
Wednesday 07-16-2008 8:09am ET
Where would you go if you had unlimited gas this vacation season?  How about some place memorable like the hound dog capital of the world or maybe the home of the world's largest ball of yarn.

Plan a trip to someplace really different with Weird Wanderings. This travel site features trips for those who are into "ghosts and hauntings," "the world's only salt and pepper shaker museum," "UFOs," and places that are just "too odd or rare to classify."
Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14
Monday 07-14-2008 1:55pm ET
What is fat?  Somehow you just don't look right without a little meat on your bones.  Didn't you ever have a grandma?  "Come here baby, let's get you something to eat" ha ha ha .

Twenty years ago, the average big-money-making fashion model wore a size 8 while today it's a size ZERO.  Marilyn Monroe was rather fetching and guess what?  She wore a size 14 so she had certainly had something to eat and she wore it well.

Joy Nash might be considered fat, but she's more famous for her FAT RANT.
Those famous words of summer....."Mom, I'm bored"
Friday 07-11-2008 2:48pm ET
It's summertime and the fireworks are over.  Are you looking for some great entertainment ideas for the kids?  How about some help?

The kids are free from the shackles of the local learning institution and bored out of their minds.  How about a little help?

Get your kids and yourself out side with Streetplay - The Games. This site features outdoor games ideas and the rules for play. 


At Games Kids Play you'll find the rules to play everything from playground games to jump rope rhymes to car games and even how to "pick who's it." Lots of fun simple indoor and outdoor games from around the world.


Get free downloadable coloring books from The Crayon House. This site features coloring books from toddlers and up. Color pictures for holidays, everyday, and just for fun.

Have a great summer:-)
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY AT THE OFFICE
Thursday 07-10-2008 1:12pm ET

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a blow dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

  • Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
  • As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
  • Specify in fast-food drive-thrus that your order is "to go".
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  • Drape mosquito netting over your cubicle and play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
  • Insist that your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
  • When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, screaming "They're loose! They're loose!"
  • Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
  • Regardless of their actual name, call your boss LeRoy.
New Wave Nigel
Wednesday 07-02-2008 6:43am ET
Apparently (if you believe the Devo guy) Mickie D's has ripped off this dolls design
from a washed up 80's band! 
 
Pre-Outdoor Games Fun
Thursday 06-26-2008 2:26pm ET
Alan and Dr. Dave set off to find out what all the hoopla is about and got schooled on the 'ways of the outdoor athelete'.

Click Here to watch the video.
toilet paper dispenser
Monday 06-16-2008 8:28am ET
It' s the automatic toilet paper dispenser. What no home should be without?  We (Americans) use too much t.p. (compared to Europeans)  This dispenser wil only dole out 5 sheets at a time. Don't squeeze to Charmin!